WELCOME!!

please let Charles, the door man, announce your presence to the rabble. . .

(and do tell him who you've come as,
since you're in fancy dress. . .
I can't quite work it out!)

.
(YIKES! maybe you're not in fancy dress?
perhaps this is how you always go to parties. . .

you are fascinating!

that'll be why you're on the guest list)

.

(here's a little something
to keep you amused
while I put my lippie on. . .)

now, let me lead you up onto the roof terrace

it's this way, careful on the stairs. . . you must like exercise! I'm lazy, so I'm going in the lift. . .

actually, it's not because I'm lazy, it's because the gorgeous Johnny is our Elevator Host tonight and so he's come as Willy Wonka! (Grandpa and Charlie forgot to get out)

(Johnny has promised to change into his pirate costume for later on in the evening, ladies!)(or gents of that persuasion. . .)