WELCOME!!

please let Charles, the door man, announce your presence to the rabble. . .

(and do tell him who you've come as,
since you're in fancy dress. . .
I can't quite work it out!)

.
(YIKES! maybe you're not in fancy dress?
perhaps this is how you always go to parties. . .

you are fascinating!

that'll be why you're on the guest list)

.

(here's a little something
to keep you amused
while I put my lippie on. . .)