ok, I've done my bit

over to you guys to mingle,
and chat amongst yourselves,
skinny dip even. . .
.
whatever you fancy!
.
if you want me, tough ;-)
.
(I'm in the cupboard*)

.
(smooching)
.

(*the one with a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign on the door. . .)
.

hey, she says, to distract them,
why don't you all
admire my lovely new saltpig!
.
.
(what is a saltpig
and why does one need one?)

please don't forget to collect
your party bags
on the way out!